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Its tough being a virgo [14 Dec 2004|01:25am]
Whats up everyone. Been a while. Wow! This last week has been absolutey nuts! Everyones in town. Thats why i like the holidays. The circles complete. Every ones in from where there from and its fun fun fun. Fun a mile a minute. I cant wait to see what the new year brings for everyone. Its seems that every one i talk to is at a turning point in there lives. Watching everyone i knew from high school develop is great. Its neat to see people grow and begin walking their own paths. I'm truly thankful for my friends that have been by my side from day one and i truley hope the best for them no matter what life throws at them. You know why? Cause were all sexy intelligent mother fuckers who can own the world with just our smiles;) Now lets all retreat to the woods, put mud on our faces and do the snow dance around a bonfire with the hopes that the fucking lifts at mt. hood will open "cause i want to snowboard right now. Happy holidays everyone. Much Love, Seth.
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[28 Aug 2004|11:19pm]
[ mood | hyper ]
[ music | dental ]

Fuck 1985 GMC Jimmys. My Mother and Father took me out today to test drive cars. I stumbled upon a 1997 Subaru Lagacy Outback. Fresh! I filled out the loan papers and i get a call back on monday to see if i can make payments on this beautiful piece of machinery. Mountain, i will see you this winter bitch. And i will forge your treacherouse snowy roads with my weapon of wheels and i will conquer you. Mmmm, snowboarding. I want to go shopping right now bitches!!!

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[28 Aug 2004|02:33am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | head automatica ]

I want winter quarter to come now. I want to go to school soooo badly. I want to learn how to use mixing bords. I want to learn how to speak Japenese. I want to make music with new people. I want mommy and daddy to pay for school. I want that bar tending job at the Ora. I want girl to hurry up and move to portland. I want that GMC Jimmy SUV. I want to get this loan straightened out so i can get that Gmc Jimmy suv. I want the my fake mullet to grow back. I want Napoleon dynamite on dvd. I want to find a girl who will crap a big, hot, steamy turd on my stomach and then proceed to wipe her ass with my hair. I want to quit smoking. I want more money. I still want to go to the beach.

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I couldnt be happier with this [25 Aug 2004|12:33am]
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[18 Aug 2004|09:47pm]
I make a solemn promise to all my close friends and family that if i ever win extreme amounts of money, none of you will EVER have to lift a finger to support yourselves again.
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[17 Aug 2004|09:09pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]
[ music | Planes mistaken for Star ]

I am a belligerent drunken fool. It makes me angry when a dude whos ward robe is fully furnished by the gap starts an argument with me about when Bubba Sparks came onto the music seen and is wrong about it. It makes me want to take his economy sized bottle of LA Looks and Cool Water Cologn and hide it so he will wonder around aimlessly like a hungry animal who has lost its mother. Taylor and i made a pact that we were going to be drunk assholes togher last night. She got drunk, started balling and had to have her mother come get her. I Got drunk and angry and pissed a few people off and had to walk home from down town. I think its safe to say our mission was accomplished. Tonight should be fun. Going to kent and holly's to rock with some close friends. No drinking though. Never again. 'Night all.

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I just shot my dick off! [13 Aug 2004|02:25am]
[ mood | cynical ]
[ music | blues traveler ]

Its amazing how ignorant people can actually be. I understand the difference of knowing something and joking about it and not knowing shit a bout shit and trying to make a point. And, honesltly, what gets me off the most is knowing and understanding a "touchy subject" such as race or religion or piercings and then joking about these subjects to some one who is completely ignorant about the particular subject that is being projected. Americans are inbred. I figured that out tonight.

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[06 Aug 2004|09:40pm]
I want to control things with my mind. Ive been thinking about it so much that ive tricked myself into thinking it WILL, eventually, happen. Spent the last few days in Portland looking for jobs. Saw a ltlle bit-o dj 'p' at the red sea. Good stuff. Ditched out on girl though. i'm a fucking jerk. I miss everybody. Ive been so fucking busy that there really isnt time for much. I just want to get situated in portland so i can rest my mind and my body. I need to go to the beach and max the fuck out. I havnt been there once this summer and that angers me. I need to eliminate my knowledge of money. I need to know it never exists. I spent 120 bucks in 2 days on nothing. Damn! Well, good night all. This is all pointless crap but im going to post it anyways. Jam.
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Ok, so check this... [02 Aug 2004|02:56am]
[ music | red animal war ]

So i met this girl at the bar tonight. The conversations were amazing and the flirting factor was thick. With both of us getting bored with atmosphere, I asked her if she wanted to come back to my house with me. She grabbed my leg, winked and said, "I was really, really hoping you'd ask me that." so we got in her car and bombed over to my pad. We walked in my house and i took her jacket. I really wanted to make this girl feel like a lady but my sister was in town so i knew we had to be quite. I showed her to my bed room door and told her that id be back as soon as i brushed me teeth. Whent to my bathroom, did my business and came back to my bedroom. I opened the door and my lights were off. All i could here was heavy breathing. That was easy, i thought to myself. I slid in bed and begain some sexual healing. Foreplay was awsome. Sex was better. Slow and sweet. She moaned a lot. it was crazy. So i finish and offered to get her a glass of water. "Huuuuhhh," she moaned softly. "Ill take that as a yes." i whispered. I walked down the hall noticing there was a light on in the living room. I turned the corner and it was the girl i met at the bar, sitting on the couch reading a magazine. "What took you so long?" she asked. "what?" i said in confusion. "How did you beat me here?" I asked. With a confused look she looked at me with here head cocked to the side and said "your sister was in your bed room so i came and sat on the couch!"

OH SHIT.

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What the fuck is sleep again? Some one come hang out with me. [31 Jul 2004|03:51am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | flaming lips ]

62' thunderbird is as good as mine. Fuck yes! Call me old fashion but i think the most beautiful part of the body is the scrotum. Whos the ghost writer. Come on. This is plaguing me. Way to bail ashley. Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jam.

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This morning... [27 Jul 2004|11:41am]
[ music | blue oyster cult ]

...i am awoken by shrill cries of small children coming from out side. Ungracefully i slide out of bed to see the cause of the disturbance. I open the garage door to my 3 nephews washing the mini van as my mother squirts them with the hose because they are not washing it from top to bottom. "Top to bottom," my mother yells as she paces around the tiny workers with one arm around hear back. Discipline or punishment? My mother is still a Nazi.

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This one says love and this one says hate [23 Jul 2004|03:50am]
Dear Mr. Bush,

I came very, very close into getting into a fist fight with some one who A: Had no propable cause for conflict, B: Totally contradicted himself and C: Was feeble minded. And once again id like to relate this back to You Mr. Bush. Except this time id like to say some humbling words. Sometimes we miss the means of exactly why a battle is started and second, Words are much stronger then fists. So heres a tip Mr. Bush, Stop being gay, stop sending peoples family and friends into slaughter and tell your daughter if she wants to do cocaine, i have a perfectly awsome penis to snort lines from.

Love,
Seth

PS
VOTE.
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Fuck That Big Burning Hot, Light Thing In The Sky. feel sorry for pale people! [22 Jul 2004|01:47pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | third eye blind (faster) fuck you, its good song ]

ITS FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[10 Jul 2004|01:51am]
I never thought id be the one to become emotional over live journal. Im not usually the person who will reach out for advice or comfort over something that is so social. ive always loved to figure shit out on my own because thats really how it should be. Peoples opinions are just that. advice is only advice. its up to you to decipher the master plan. But i feel so lost right now. Ive havent been happy for weeks. Its just been disaster after disaster trolling through me mind. School, relationships, the future. Its all apparent, im well awear, but where is it all going. Theres so much shit to think about and its all so overwhelming that it seems almost worth it to huttle up in a corner to curl up and die. And its scary for me to think about this because i know that life is just going to get harder. I dont want to be a pawn in this game. I want to be the person whos moving the pawn. Theres so much to do to become that though. I got off to a late start in life when in come to being responsible about life altering decisions. And now im finally makeing things happen for myself and its seriously the hardest thing ive ever endured. I feel like Dougy Howser right now except nothing i say is enlightening. I sincerly apologize for this entry. Just hopeing i can get some good advise, about any aspect of this, from some smart people. I miss Starry. Jam fam.
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Wheres all the cool bdussy? [07 Jul 2004|03:33pm]
[ music | peter tosh ]

Plan a: move to portland at the end of summer, get a part time job as a security guard, attend PCC. Plan b: Get a garbage bag of doobage, move to the forest, get high and become one with the animals. What should Seth do. I want to see some interaction here. My future is in your hands!

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[05 Jul 2004|10:09pm]
[ music | maddonna ]

I like putting hope into things that are blatantly destined to fail.

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[25 Jun 2004|02:04am]
I hate girls. I hope a law is passed by our new president where females are only allowed to wear white pants and then, soon after, there is a tampon famine. I found satan. Hes in the hearts and souls of every women in the world. Fear him and his deceptive hosts. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Games are not fun ladys. Unless its ping pong!
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[16 Jun 2004|01:07pm]
[ music | falling cycle ]

Dream girl wants dates. Most beautiful thing ive ever met inside and out. Lots of kissing, conversations, comments about bad breath then more kissing. Being a gentlemen pays off sometimes. Bottem line though, im extremely happy right now!!!! ice creams on me. Thanks for the tequaila last night adam. it tasted better going down. I had fun yesterday on Hawthorn. Thanks guys! Fucking happy!!! Im going to go happily masturbate vs the hate fuck masturbating im usually accustomed to. Peace!

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[03 Jun 2004|03:17am]

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