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Its tough being a virgo

2004-12-14T09:44:52Z

Whats up everyone. Been a while. Wow! This last week has been absolutey nuts! Everyones in town. Thats why i like the holidays. The circles complete. Every ones in from where there from and its fun fun fun. Fun a mile a minute. I cant wait to see what the new year brings for everyone. Its seems that every one i talk to is at a turning point in there lives. Watching everyone i knew from high school develop is great. Its neat to see people grow and begin walking their own paths. I'm truly thankful for my friends that have been by my side from day one and i truley hope the best for them no matter what life throws at them. You know why? Cause were all sexy intelligent mother fuckers who can own the world with just our smiles;) Now lets all retreat to the woods, put mud on our faces and do the snow dance around a bonfire with the hopes that the fucking lifts at mt. hood will open "cause i want to snowboard right now. Happy holidays everyone. Much Love, Seth.

beautifularmy @ 2004-08-28T23:19:00

2004-08-29T06:29:03Z

Fuck 1985 GMC Jimmys. My Mother and Father took me out today to test drive cars. I stumbled upon a 1997 Subaru Lagacy Outback. Fresh! I filled out the loan papers and i get a call back on monday to see if i can make payments on this beautiful piece of machinery. Mountain, i will see you this winter bitch. And i will forge your treacherouse snowy roads with my weapon of wheels and i will conquer you. Mmmm, snowboarding. I want to go shopping right now bitches!!!

beautifularmy @ 2004-08-28T02:33:00

2004-08-28T09:50:15Z

I want winter quarter to come now. I want to go to school soooo badly. I want to learn how to use mixing bords. I want to learn how to speak Japenese. I want to make music with new people. I want mommy and daddy to pay for school. I want that bar tending job at the Ora. I want girl to hurry up and move to portland. I want that GMC Jimmy SUV. I want to get this loan straightened out so i can get that Gmc Jimmy suv. I want the my fake mullet to grow back. I want Napoleon dynamite on dvd. I want to find a girl who will crap a big, hot, steamy turd on my stomach and then proceed to wipe her ass with my hair. I want to quit smoking. I want more money. I still want to go to the beach.

I couldnt be happier with this

2004-08-25T07:36:04Z

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beautifularmy @ 2004-08-18T21:47:00

2004-08-19T04:51:25Z

I make a solemn promise to all my close friends and family that if i ever win extreme amounts of money, none of you will EVER have to lift a finger to support yourselves again.

beautifularmy @ 2004-08-17T21:09:00

2004-08-18T04:20:14Z

I am a belligerent drunken fool. It makes me angry when a dude whos ward robe is fully furnished by the gap starts an argument with me about when Bubba Sparks came onto the music seen and is wrong about it. It makes me want to take his economy sized bottle of LA Looks and Cool Water Cologn and hide it so he will wonder around aimlessly like a hungry animal who has lost its mother. Taylor and i made a pact that we were going to be drunk assholes togher last night. She got drunk, started balling and had to have her mother come get her. I Got drunk and angry and pissed a few people off and had to walk home from down town. I think its safe to say our mission was accomplished. Tonight should be fun. Going to kent and holly's to rock with some close friends. No drinking though. Never again. 'Night all.

I just shot my dick off!

2004-08-13T09:40:01Z

Its amazing how ignorant people can actually be. I understand the difference of knowing something and joking about it and not knowing shit a bout shit and trying to make a point. And, honesltly, what gets me off the most is knowing and understanding a "touchy subject" such as race or religion or piercings and then joking about these subjects to some one who is completely ignorant about the particular subject that is being projected. Americans are inbred. I figured that out tonight.

I'm a girl too.

2004-08-13T04:38:55Z

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beautifularmy @ 2004-08-06T21:40:00

2004-08-07T04:52:29Z

I want to control things with my mind. Ive been thinking about it so much that ive tricked myself into thinking it WILL, eventually, happen. Spent the last few days in Portland looking for jobs. Saw a ltlle bit-o dj 'p' at the red sea. Good stuff. Ditched out on girl though. i'm a fucking jerk. I miss everybody. Ive been so fucking busy that there really isnt time for much. I just want to get situated in portland so i can rest my mind and my body. I need to go to the beach and max the fuck out. I havnt been there once this summer and that angers me. I need to eliminate my knowledge of money. I need to know it never exists. I spent 120 bucks in 2 days on nothing. Damn! Well, good night all. This is all pointless crap but im going to post it anyways. Jam.

Ok, so check this...

2004-08-02T10:17:52Z

So i met this girl at the bar tonight. The conversations were amazing and the flirting factor was thick. With both of us getting bored with atmosphere, I asked her if she wanted to come back to my house with me. She grabbed my leg, winked and said, "I was really, really hoping you'd ask me that." so we got in her car and bombed over to my pad. We walked in my house and i took her jacket. I really wanted to make this girl feel like a lady but my sister was in town so i knew we had to be quite. I showed her to my bed room door and told her that id be back as soon as i brushed me teeth. Whent to my bathroom, did my business and came back to my bedroom. I opened the door and my lights were off. All i could here was heavy breathing. That was easy, i thought to myself. I slid in bed and begain some sexual healing. Foreplay was awsome. Sex was better. Slow and sweet. She moaned a lot. it was crazy. So i finish and offered to get her a glass of water. "Huuuuhhh," she moaned softly. "Ill take that as a yes." i whispered. I walked down the hall noticing there was a light on in the living room. I turned the corner and it was the girl i met at the bar, sitting on the couch reading a magazine. "What took you so long?" she asked. "what?" i said in confusion. "How did you beat me here?" I asked. With a confused look she looked at me with here head cocked to the side and said "your sister was in your bed room so i came and sat on the couch!"

OH SHIT.

What the fuck is sleep again? Some one come hang out with me.

2004-07-31T11:08:03Z

62' thunderbird is as good as mine. Fuck yes! Call me old fashion but i think the most beautiful part of the body is the scrotum. Whos the ghost writer. Come on. This is plaguing me. Way to bail ashley. Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jam.

This morning...

2004-07-27T18:50:52Z

...i am awoken by shrill cries of small children coming from out side. Ungracefully i slide out of bed to see the cause of the disturbance. I open the garage door to my 3 nephews washing the mini van as my mother squirts them with the hose because they are not washing it from top to bottom. "Top to bottom," my mother yells as she paces around the tiny workers with one arm around hear back. Discipline or punishment? My mother is still a Nazi.

This one says love and this one says hate

2004-07-23T11:04:58Z

Dear Mr. Bush,

I came very, very close into getting into a fist fight with some one who A: Had no propable cause for conflict, B: Totally contradicted himself and C: Was feeble minded. And once again id like to relate this back to You Mr. Bush. Except this time id like to say some humbling words. Sometimes we miss the means of exactly why a battle is started and second, Words are much stronger then fists. So heres a tip Mr. Bush, Stop being gay, stop sending peoples family and friends into slaughter and tell your daughter if she wants to do cocaine, i have a perfectly awsome penis to snort lines from.

Love,
Seth

PS
VOTE.

Fuck That Big Burning Hot, Light Thing In The Sky. feel sorry for pale people!

2004-07-22T20:51:55Z

ITS FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beautifularmy @ 2004-07-10T01:51:00

2004-07-10T09:16:48Z

I never thought id be the one to become emotional over live journal. Im not usually the person who will reach out for advice or comfort over something that is so social. ive always loved to figure shit out on my own because thats really how it should be. Peoples opinions are just that. advice is only advice. its up to you to decipher the master plan. But i feel so lost right now. Ive havent been happy for weeks. Its just been disaster after disaster trolling through me mind. School, relationships, the future. Its all apparent, im well awear, but where is it all going. Theres so much shit to think about and its all so overwhelming that it seems almost worth it to huttle up in a corner to curl up and die. And its scary for me to think about this because i know that life is just going to get harder. I dont want to be a pawn in this game. I want to be the person whos moving the pawn. Theres so much to do to become that though. I got off to a late start in life when in come to being responsible about life altering decisions. And now im finally makeing things happen for myself and its seriously the hardest thing ive ever endured. I feel like Dougy Howser right now except nothing i say is enlightening. I sincerly apologize for this entry. Just hopeing i can get some good advise, about any aspect of this, from some smart people. I miss Starry. Jam fam.

Wheres all the cool bdussy?

2004-07-07T22:43:45Z

Plan a: move to portland at the end of summer, get a part time job as a security guard, attend PCC. Plan b: Get a garbage bag of doobage, move to the forest, get high and become one with the animals. What should Seth do. I want to see some interaction here. My future is in your hands!

beautifularmy @ 2004-07-05T22:09:00

2004-07-06T05:11:27Z

I like putting hope into things that are blatantly destined to fail.

beautifularmy @ 2004-06-25T02:04:00

2004-06-25T09:10:04Z

I hate girls. I hope a law is passed by our new president where females are only allowed to wear white pants and then, soon after, there is a tampon famine. I found satan. Hes in the hearts and souls of every women in the world. Fear him and his deceptive hosts. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Games are not fun ladys. Unless its ping pong!

beautifularmy @ 2004-06-16T13:07:00

2004-06-16T20:22:44Z

Dream girl wants dates. Most beautiful thing ive ever met inside and out. Lots of kissing, conversations, comments about bad breath then more kissing. Being a gentlemen pays off sometimes. Bottem line though, im extremely happy right now!!!! ice creams on me. Thanks for the tequaila last night adam. it tasted better going down. I had fun yesterday on Hawthorn. Thanks guys! Fucking happy!!! Im going to go happily masturbate vs the hate fuck masturbating im usually accustomed to. Peace!

beautifularmy @ 2004-06-03T03:17:00

2004-06-03T10:17:56Z

thank you random picture man

2004-05-30T03:26:20Z

Blah blah blah blah blah

2004-05-30T01:21:23Z

So last night me and a bunch of other people went to a few parties. Lots of alcohol concumption. So much in fact that i dont remember the last place we were at. I dont remember riding my bike home. I dont remember vomiting on the bathroom floor. I do, however, remember my mom yelling at me for vomiting on the floor. I remember A short buff dude with glasses, red hair, skin tight pants, and a tucked in v-neck sweater shoving JD and potato vodka in my face all night. He was everywhere i was, laughing hysterically at nothing. Either he was my drinking angel or he was trying to fuck me. I remember asking A girl named Ona if her dad knew she wore skirts like she had on in public. She didnt have a dad. oops. I remeber telling her her vagina was hanging out of her skirt like a briefcase. I remember a dude in a marijuana shirt yelling at me for my colorful comment about Ona's vagina. I need to go school or something. fuck.

A vivid mind is terrible thing to waste

2004-05-28T19:16:35Z

I had the most fucked up dream ever last night. I only remember bits and pieces but ot went a little something like this... Every one was having children, friends ex-girlfriends etc. I relized this because i was walking threw the mall and at every store i saw there was someone i knew and they had a baby. I talked to these random people. some had good things to say others, bad. So i end up at my house in my brother's bed. I was laying there naked with a plate of pork ribs. Sara Herrington (sorry sara) was there and we were about to fornicate. I put the pork ribs in a fashioned patteren around my crotch and asked her if she wanted to give me a blow job. With a look of confusion she said no. The next thing i knew I was in a hospital bed brandishing nothing but a gown and a shower cap. My legs where in sturrups. EVERYONE was there to support me. With a few shallow pushes i birthed a beautiful baby boy, out of my ass. i woke up with the most confused feeling that as ever been bestowed upon me. I serously checked me pants to see if i shit them because i remember when i was young I had dreams i was peeing and when i woke up i was enthralled in a puddle of urine. No poo, good sign. I figured that then would be a good time to start drinking. So here i am. drinking and typing. I'm bored out my skull. Sam noble had this beautiful idea to make a split/versus album with Revenge of Me and Deadly Viper Assassnation squad to see who can rock harder. Well Sammy its on like croutons Mutha Fucka. If anyone want to adoped an imaginary anal baby call me up. He needs a loving home. Have an awesome day everyone!

you grows up and you grows up and you grows up.

2004-05-27T07:00:23Z

I recieved a letter from Private Nick Holahan of the 4th Platoon Vipers this afternoon. He is doing well. He says hi and he wants everyone one to know he loves ya!

SUN BURNS AND SLURPEES

2004-05-19T10:00:12Z

When all seems faint, when devotion is just a lost feeling stowed in the back of your mind for later use, when living seems almost obsolete,... summer comes along to wash all those unworthy emotions to the side. Sun burns, slurpees and swimming. BBQs, scantly clad bodys, and summer flings. I'm going buy an ice cream truck. One that plays one song by one band... 'Never gonna get it' by En vogue! Aww yes... What could make people happier!?! Good night every one. Sleep tight.

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